INS jokes
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!