INS jokes
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
I can see my future in your forehead.
"My friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat, and what happens next is really weird."
The tongue gets stuck in his throat and starts to guh-guh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever again...:/
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.