Indian jokes
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
What's Elizabeth Warren's nickname?
Pocahontas
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
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