What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Like this
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was... not so smart.
One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks "How'd you do it?"
The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home."
The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again "How'd you do it?"
The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home."
Finally, it's now the not so smart Indian's turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!"
The not so smart Indian replies,
"Well I... I followed the train tracks, an... and shot th- the train... bu- but it kept going..."
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
