Indian jokes

Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?

He was a brave sucker.

Never gonna give you up.

I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"

Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.

What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?

Josiah.

Why don't Indians play soccer?

Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.

This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

Do the voice in your head.

I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.

What did the Indian say to the cow?

I lowe you, moo than anything.

Like this.

What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.

I'm a poor Indian, please help me.

What do you call an Indian?

Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.

How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.

What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?

Flinn Taylor.

What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.

This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.

Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was... not so smart.

One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks "How'd you do it?"

The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home."

The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again "How'd you do it?"

The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home."

Finally, it's now the not so smart Indian's turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!"

The not so smart Indian replies,

"Well I... I followed the train tracks, an... and shot th- the train... bu- but it kept going..."