Indian Jokes

paki curry is shit

There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard

What do indian hip hop artists eat. rice rice baby

What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Sh!t on a stick

What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber

One day a Chief was talking to his son..."Son," the father said, Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"

What do you call a cringey Indian man - A Cringian

sorry the joke is bad :(

Your Forehead is built like the indian flag

Like this

Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.

what do you call a stupid male indian?

anshu-man

No one: The indians steering the ship: “SIR I SWEAR IF YOU DON’T GIVE ME YOUR PASSWORD I WILL CRASH THIS SHIP INTO THE BRIDGE”

What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

My indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, i said ive smelt your fucking armpits youve got no chance

Indian? Did or feather?

You cant send an indian to walk a corner the only corner they will get to is 7-11 .

Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing their parents told them they couldn't have a cow so they threw a tantrum instead.