Indian jokes

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."

Never gonna give you up.

Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?

He was a brave sucker.

I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"

Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.

What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?

Josiah.

Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?

What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?

"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"

What's Elizabeth Warren's nickname?

Pocahontas

Why don't Indians play soccer?

Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.

This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

Do the voice in your head.

I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.

What did the Indian say to the cow?

I lowe you, moo than anything.

Like this.

I'm a poor Indian, please help me.

What do you call an Indian?

Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.

What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.