Indian jokes
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
What's Elizabeth Warren's nickname?
Pocahontas
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
A man is out west driving and on the edge of town comes across a tourist stand and sitting in front is an Indian chief right out of central casting. Dour look, full headdress, a glass jar and a sign that says "Indian chief know all! $5". So the fellow's curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the chief, puts $5 in the jar and asks "What did I have for breakfast on this day 10 years ago?" Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Hmmm eggs. You had eggs!"
"Eggs?" shouts the guy "Everybody has eggs! I've been had!" throws his hands in the air and leaves in a huff.
Ten years on, as fate would have it the fellow has occasion to be driving through the same town and sure enough he comes across the same stand, Indian chief, sign, and jar. So he stops the car and saunters across the road, goes up to the chief like a smart-ass, holds up his hand and says "How". Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Poached."
Indian? Did or feather?
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Joke.
There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."
The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
Paki curry is shit.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.