Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
what operating system do indian scammers use?
‘window licker xp’
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
u wanna hear a indian egg joke? (yeah-) nevermind. u wont UNDAstand
Curry must hurry.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Heyyyy sistas!
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
