Indian jokes
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
Memes
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
Curry must hurry.