Indian jokes
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
Curry must hurry.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Heyyyy sistas!
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.