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India

When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!

Chicken

Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.

The waiter said, "What's that?"

I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."

Black

What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?

A s'more.

Cow

Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.

Desert

There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."

The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”

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  • Curry

    At what speed is the curry going at?

    In a hurry to the curry, man!

    Beer

    How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!

    Egg

    You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)

    Never mind. You won't understand.

    Boy

    What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?

    A depressed Indian boy.

    Sound

    What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.

    Group

    What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?

    The Munch Bunch.