Indian jokes
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I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was... not so smart.
One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks "How'd you do it?"
The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home."
The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again "How'd you do it?"
The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home."
Finally, it's now the not so smart Indian's turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!"
The not so smart Indian replies,
"Well I... I followed the train tracks, an... and shot th- the train... bu- but it kept going..."
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.