Indian jokes
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.
One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit? Because he is a smelly cunt.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?
One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.
What did the cow tell an Indian?
Moo!
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Paki curry is shit.
There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."
The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.