Indian jokes
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?
"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"
What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Why did the cow lick your mum?
Because she had a cream pie.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Never gonna give you up.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.