What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Indian Jokes
Paki curry is shit.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Op
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Never gonna give you up.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
