Indian jokes
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Paki curry is shit.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
How Did this indian Know?
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.