Indian jokes
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Paki curry is shit.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Memes
How Did this indian Know?
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."