Indian jokes
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."
The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Never gonna give you up.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
Joke.
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
How does an Indian open his car?
"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.