Indian jokes
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Paki curry is shit.
How Did this indian Know?
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?
"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"
What's Elizabeth Warren's nickname?
Pocahontas
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."