Indian jokes
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."
The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
Joke.
How does an Indian open his car?
"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
Never gonna give you up.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.