Indian jokes
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Paki curry is shit.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
How Did this indian Know?
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What's Elizabeth Warren's nickname?
Pocahontas
What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?
"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.