Indiana Jones jokes
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
