Indiana Jones jokes

Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.

When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!

What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?

Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!