Indiana Jones

Indiana Jones jokes

Emo kid

  • When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!

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  • Shark

  • If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

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  • Predator

  • A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.

    They're all Predators!

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  • Red Dot

  • I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

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  • Taliban

  • Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.

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