Indiana Jones jokes
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
Memes
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
