Indian jokes
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
How Did this indian Know?
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
Curry must hurry.
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.