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Indian jokes

Potato

Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.

The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."

She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"

Nose

Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.

Deodorant

Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.

Temper

Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.

Fish

Why are Bengalis so fishy?

Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.

People

Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.

Dad

Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.

Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.

Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.

Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.

Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.

Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.

Kid: It's not an Apple product.

Indian poor dad: It's a banana.

Side

An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?

Nothing, he was dead.