Indian jokes
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
Curry must hurry.
he don't hate me fully
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
Heyyyy sistas!
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Indian? Did or feather?
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.