Indian jokes
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
he don't hate me fully
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
Curry must hurry.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Heyyyy sistas!
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"