Indian jokes

What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?

The Munch Bunch.

The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."

Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.

The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."

She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"

Why do Indians like basketball?

Because Steph Curry plays it.

Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.

What did the Indian person say to the lady?

"Curry up, will you?"

Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.

Indian? Did or feather?

Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.

You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.

Why was the fanny flat?

So it can flop about.

Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.

Why do Indian men marry fat women?

Why are Bengalis so fishy?

Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.

Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.

Why did Draven eat curry?

I don't know, ask him.

Dravenッ

Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.

Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.

Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.

Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.

Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.

Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.

Kid: It's not an Apple product.

Indian poor dad: It's a banana.

Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA

An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?

Nothing, he was dead.