Indian jokes
What’s the best way to stop diarrhea in India?
With a butt plug.
How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and wait for the British to come and do it.
What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?
One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.
What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.
What's an Indian scammer's worst nightmare? Google Playstore points being redeemed.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
What happens to an Indian's doorbell when you ring it?
A ring-a-ding-a-ding.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
The driving instructor.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
What's Elizabeth Warren's nickname?
Pocahontas
What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?
"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?