Me: God Bryce do we really have to talk about this again? Bryce: what? Me: Your still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3! P.S. I'm a girl
A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
I FUCKED THE SHIT OUTTA OF MY FRIENDs MOM WITH MY 8 INCH DICK (adrian) PS. SRRY adrian
why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house. I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games." Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
What’s 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
Q:what's 8 inches and makes my wife scream when I put it in her mouth A:her dead fetus
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing
Whats red, 6 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her ?
Her miscarriage
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage
What's about 12 inches long has a purple head and can make woman scream all night?
Cot death
whats thick 12 inches and in your mums throat my penis
What’s red, nine inches long , and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole? A pedofile
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
