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Australian

    • An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.

    So I told him he was on my cock.

    (I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)

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    • Fridge

    • My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”

    I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!

    Orphan

    • Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.

    Child: But why?

    Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.

    Orphan: But why?

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    Orphan

    • Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!

    Day

    • I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?

    Calorie

    • *text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?

    girl: Are you saying I'm fat?

    Card

    • Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?

    And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

    Night

    • Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

    Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

    And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

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    • Wood

    • A man and a child walk into the woods. The child turns to the man and says, "Mister, can we go home? It's getting late, and I'm scared to walk home."

    The man turns to the child and says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"

    Dad

    • Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?

    Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.

    Son: I hate you!

    Orphan

    • In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"

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