Ill jokes
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
I'll put white in your smile.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"