If jokes
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
Like if you think oily men are hot.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have?
Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you.
Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you?
Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.
Ryan and his mother had cookies that day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan.
If an orphan gets a girlfriend, they finally have someone to love them.
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.