If jokes

If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?

European.

If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.

Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.

And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like

Like if you are emo.

If you’re bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.

After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.

And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"

God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"

An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.

Like if you're gay.

Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.

The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.

If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.

Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.

I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.

I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.

My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.

How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.

Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."

If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.

I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?

But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.

Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.

The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.

If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍