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My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
Like if you're gay.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Like if you are emo.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.
I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.
I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.