If jokes
If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
Like if you're gay.
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.
The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"
The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
Like if you are emo.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.