If jokes

Jacob Wheet, if you don't understand, look it up.

What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!

And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!

I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.

If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.

If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.

Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?

Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.

Me: Oh, okay.

Goes to school.

Teacher: How were humans made?

Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.

Teacher: 😑

If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?

(10 is in between 9/11)

If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.

If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."

If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.

Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.

What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?

They will TRAIN together.

Why is it so hard to tame a dog?

Because it's unTRAINable!

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!

Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!

Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?

Then he read my username and knew.

If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.

Look down your shirt and spell attic.

- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.

- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.

- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.

What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?

I would leave them hanging.

Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.

"Beast Boy Four"