If jokes

Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.

What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?

They will TRAIN together.

Why is it so hard to tame a dog?

Because it's unTRAINable!

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!

Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!

Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?

Then he read my username and knew.

If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.

Look down your shirt and spell attic.

- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.

- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.

- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.

What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?

I would leave them hanging.

Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.

"Beast Boy Four"

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

EVERYONE:

"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"

DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DABDAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB.

If you like penis.

If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.

Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?

Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".

My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.

I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.

Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”

Shame on you, Pessi!

If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?

What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!