If jokes

If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.

If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?

Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?

"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"

"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)

What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?

They can't find the home button.

Some rules of childhood cricket:

1. Whose bat, his batting.

2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.

3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.

I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”

A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"

If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.

It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?

They’re jealous that autism can speak.

(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).

If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?

If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe

If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.

If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.

If stupidity was a superpower, BlessedBrian would be UNSTOPPABLE!