If jokes

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."

I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?

Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Answer: A promise.

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

What month of the year has 28 days?

Answer: All of them.

Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?

A: Home to see their mama!

I had something about tripping over ice.

Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.

My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.

My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.

Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((

If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?

I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.

My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.

Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!

It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!