If jokes
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
Memes
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!