If jokes

If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.

If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎

What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?

It’s a bumper team.

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.

If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"

Me: "Oh hell nah"

Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."

Nobody stands up.

After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."

Little Johnny stands up.

"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"

"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?

Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."

I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...

Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!

What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?

If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.

If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’