If jokes
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Memes
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.