If jokes

Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?

My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.

That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later, she died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?

They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.

If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.

"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"

The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.

Like this if you're an American.

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?

Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.

If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."

Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.

Why are there no women in the NFL?

Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?

Do you like fish sticks?

If you do, you're a gay fish.

If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.

That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.

Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D

Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.

Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!

Wife: Kid?

Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?

If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.

This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!

Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!

http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters

You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!

Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."

Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.

If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.