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If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Like if you hate school.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"