If jokes
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
Memes
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?