If jokes
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.