If jokes

If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.

These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!

I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.

Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?

Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.

If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"

If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?

'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.

Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.

If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."

I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?

Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.

If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?

An American.

If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?

Have a blood transfusion.

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.