If jokes
Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Like if you hate school.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)