If jokes
If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.
No, seriously,
I'm right behind ya.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
A man went to a library and asked the librarian if they had any books on suicide.
She replied "Oh fuck off, you won't bring it back!"
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
Memes
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?
Like, and comment if you're single.
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.