If jokes

Why are friends a lot like snow?

If you pee on them, they disappear.

If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?

If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!

If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.

Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!

Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹

When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!

Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?

If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.

Can bees fly in the rain?

Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!

Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"

Teacher replied, "I don't know."

Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.

If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.

Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!