If jokes

It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.

Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?

A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓

If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?

Years of child support!

Like, and comment if you're single.

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

Talk to me if you're online.

If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.

Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.

I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.

I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.

Let me know if you can't cum.

Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."

I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.

Why are friends a lot like snow?

If you pee on them, they disappear.

If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?

If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!

If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.

Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?