If jokes

These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.

Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?

Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.

If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."

I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?

Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.

If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?

An American.

If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.

Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.

House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.

I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.

I keep going back and forth on them.

If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"

If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?

A really fucking huge cricket.

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.

If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?

'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)

If you drop something, make your short friend get it.