If jokes

Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!

All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.

It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.

You know, for his sake.

How does the earth rate its sex?

Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.

If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?

Not a family photo.

Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.

It worked really well in my local hospital.

Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?

Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!

Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?

Kid 2: No!

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)

If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?

Have a blood transfusion.