If jokes

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.

If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.

What are they gonna tell their parents?

If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

Like if you hate school.

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”

Johnny: “A new bike!”

If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!

If R. Kelly was a therapist:

14 year old: I hate my life.

R. Kelly: I feel you.

What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."

How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?

A: Snowballs.

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.