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A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
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I'm sorry.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
I like ramen. If you do, like!
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
Memes
Hollow Knight Meme
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
-->[] go through the door if you can.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.
Me: Ok.
*Ring*
Me: Opens the door.
Oh sh*t!
Mom: Gets flip flop.
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?
If hi = hi?