If jokes
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Memes
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If someone says nobody asked, you could say, "Well, nobody asked for you to talk!"
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.