If jokes
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
If someone says nobody asked, you could say, "Well, nobody asked for you to talk!"
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...