If jokes

What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.

I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"

If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?

Therianarchy!

Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?

Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?

Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.

Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.

Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."

Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."

To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"

If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.

This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.

If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"

If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.

If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?

If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.

I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."

Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣

I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.

If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.