If jokes
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.
I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day, and she said I could be anything I wanted to be if I put my mind to it. Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it, even if it's messy.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.