If jokes
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
Imagine if this got over 69 likes! Wow! 🤩 🇫🇷
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Like if you blow male cows?
Like if you have balls.