If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. Like, midnight-in-a-coal-mine dark. It's funny 'cause orphans don't have parents. Making them sad about it is like kicking a puppy, but funnier. And since you're listening to jokes here, I am pretty sure you have no friends. Fact.