If jokes
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.