Identity jokes
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Memes
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."