I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
When an African has a twin, your me??
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Orphans are human too! They just don't know who their parents are and where! I know 4 sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah and Iariah and they said they are orphans too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
Kroll es heterosexual.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
