Identity jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
Me. I am the joke.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.