Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Identity Jokes
A lot of things changed when I got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
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