Identity jokes
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Kasper is gay.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
I'm Gay.
John
I'm a turd.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.