Identity jokes
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.