Identity jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!