Identity jokes
"My name is Dezz."
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
It's really funny, read through everything slowly.
Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.
I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
I am cool.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.