Identity jokes
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
I am the danger.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
My name says it all.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
"My name is Dezz."
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
It's really funny, read through everything slowly.
Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.
I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."