Identity

Identity jokes

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.

Two cows are grazing in a field.

One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"

The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"

Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?

My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."

When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.

FUCKING MENT

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.