I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
Orphans are human too! They just don't know who their parents are and where! I know 4 sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah and Iariah and they said they are orphans too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.
Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.
I'm weird.
Gwen if ur reading this the link I sent is for u and ur bf to chat and stuff no one shall bother u! Pinky pinky! Btw do U know how I am cause if do then I am related to kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry just chat with ur boy friend
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
So, a guy is evading the draft. The cops bang on his door, and he runs out the back, through an alleyway onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse. She complies, and the cops walk by and don't see them. The man comes back up from under the nun's blouse and says, "Hey man, you've got a pair of balls!" The nun says, "I didn't wanna be drafted either..."
