Identity jokes
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
I am cool.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
Ayo fake guy.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."