You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
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Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Read my name.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...
Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
