Identity

Identity jokes

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.

What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?

Orange because they're having a they/them baby.

I sexually identify as kilometers per second.

Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).

What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?

I am not registered.

Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."

(I'm a trans man myself lol)