Identity jokes
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
I'm the joke.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
When an African has a twin, your me??
Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?
Son: Ok dad.
AFTER TEST
Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?
Son: Son?
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
Lions = gay pride.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.