Identity jokes
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."