It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Identity Jokes
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Like if I am emo.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
