Verification jokes

You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.

How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.

We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.