When it's cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
What did the icicle say to the snow? "Why do you have to be so soft?"
why did jimmy drop his ice cream
Because he was dead
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
why cat blonds make ice they forgot the recipe
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone
He got ran over by a bus
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
Yo mama so fat She the ice burg
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream, the man asks do you want sauce on it? The downs kid says It doesn’t matter I’m going to drop it anyway 😂😂😂
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream ?
The Holocoust
-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube
How do you fix a igloo? With Iglue
why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
why did the cow go to space
to get ice cream
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
in Antarctica there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know ive been waiting for this moment.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Little Johhny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sex so he asks, "What are you guys doing?" and they reply "Nothing, nothing! we're just uh, making cake" and they send him away. So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brothers room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brothers girlfriend having sex and then asks him "What are you guys doing?" and his brother yells "Get out! were making cake!" So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says "So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!" and she replies "OMG! Howd you know!?!?" and Johnny replies "Because, I licked the icing off the couch" ayyyyyy.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah