a kid asks for an ice cream the man says any sauce and the kid says na i got ketchup at home
I was out ice fishing, and had no nibbles all morning. About noon, this old guy comes out, drills a hole near mine, and starts catching fish as fast as he can bait the hook. I was getting frustrated without any luck, so I went over to ask him his secret. He said "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg." I said "Excuse,me, I didn't get that?" so he mumbles even louder, "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg!" I shook my head and said "I'm sorry, but I still didn't understand what you said." Frustrated, the man spits out a wad out of his mouth and says "YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE WORMS WARM!"
what do you call a skeleton in the snow? a numb skull
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
stephen hawking, more like ice cream
Sugar Honey Ice Tea
I FORGOT MY JOKE
When it's cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
What did the icicle say to the snow? "Why do you have to be so soft?"
why did jimmy drop his ice cream
Because he was dead
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
why cat blonds make ice they forgot the recipe
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone
He got ran over by a bus
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
Yo mama so fat She the ice burg
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream ?
The Holocoust
-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube
How do you fix a igloo? With Iglue
why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
why did the cow go to space
to get ice cream
