What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
stephen hawking, more like ice cream
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
Yo mama so fat She the ice burg
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
