200+ Best Ice Jokes - Page 13 - Worst Jokes Ever

Chuck Norris

Anonymous · 9 years ago

Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.

Parent

Wade · 2 years ago

The comic strip shows a boy expressing that he feels alone, followed by his parents comforting him. In the last panel, the boy is standing in front of two mirrors, one reflecting his mother and the other his father, indicating that he's alone after all.

Microwave

UK · 1 year ago

A two-part image showing a Twitter exchange. The top part shows a tweet suggesting a method for scooping hard ice cream, with two photos: a tub of Kemps ice cream and a spoon sitting on the turntable inside a microwave. The bottom part shows a reply tweet with a photo of a microwave emitting smoke and fire, with the text "YOU MOTHER FUCKER".

Laziness

Kohaku · 10 days ago

True

The meme features two images of Kermit the Frog. The top text reads: '*ice accidentally drops in kitchen*'. Below this, the left image shows a normal Kermit looking slightly concerned, and the right image shows 'Evil Kermit' wearing a dark hooded cloak, looking mischievous. The text next to the Kermits reads: 'Me to me: kick it under the fridge'.

Disney

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a freezer filled with packages of meat and other white bags. The text overlay on the image reads, "DISNEY PROUDLY PRESENTS BAMBI ON ICE."

Agent

Willy b · 6 months ago

The image shows two law enforcement officers wearing tactical vests with "ICE" printed on the back, crouching and hiding behind a large green dumpster on a city street at night. They are looking towards a goat that is standing on the sidewalk near a yellow fire hydrant. Next to the goat is a cardboard sign that reads "Free Goat". The bottom of the image features a caption on blue background strips that says: "ICE is getting clever in Minneapolis! 😂🤣😂".

Relationship

Why should you care · 1 year ago

life trick: don't get in relationships so nobody can break them

The image consists of two panels. The left panel shows a cartoon of a blond male character looking to the side with the text 'girls: omg i dont want to crack my neck it might break :(' and 'boys:' The right panel shows a real person holding a shovel and a tub of ice cream with the text 'Girls after breakup: *talks and shares their pain with their friends*' and 'Guys after breakup: I am going to eat this ice-cream with my tactical shovel.'

Monkey

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A drawing shows a monkey sitting in a "restraint chair" hooked up to tubes that deliver "drum n bass" and "iced coffee" to his brain. The monkey is also given "adderall" and a beer, "Miller High Life". He has a plate of "crab rangoon sustenance" in front of him. The monkey's hand is placed on a "response bar" facing the screen labelled "Twitter".

Life

KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

nothing in life is the same-

The image shows two scenes. The first one is an anime character with a painted face standing in a blue glowing shape on the ground and the text "Destructive Death... Compass Needle!" The second shows the Disney character Elsa from the movie Frozen standing in a similar glowing shape.

Mate

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A hand holds a homemade ice lolly made of baked beans in a red and blue popsicle mold. The text at the top reads: Tag a mate who'd smash a baked bean ice lolly.

Ice Cream

Haminations Bryson · 28 days ago

POV: when your friend scares you, and you acidently throw it in the air and it falls and drops on your head, and you turn and look at your friend that it was there fault like bro it's not that deep fr

A stylized cartoon block-headed character with axolotl-like fins looking stunned with broken ice cream cones and melting ice cream dripping all over its head and face.

People

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image contains four screenshots of tweets. The first by Beans After Dark says "british people be like im bri ish". The second by ryan says "british ppl wake up in a bathtub full of ice with their kidneys gone n be like 'right. what's all this then?'". The third by quinn says "British people could watch their family be murdered and be like 'hmmm i dont quite fancy that'". The fourth by Caleb says "British people be like 'litchrally'"

Ice Cream

ice cream · 6 months ago

yummy love me som ice cream

A person is holding a chocolate-coated ice cream bar that has been partially eaten. The interior of the ice cream is light green, indicating it is mint-flavored. The bar is resting on a crumpled white and silver foil wrapper.

Hot Dog

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

This meme got me rethinking my life

The image shows a meme with the text "*hits blunt* If you pour ice water on a hot dog, does it become a chili dog?" above four pictures of people making a confused face.

Staircase

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Spotify playlist titled "how to fall down a staircase." The playlist includes songs titled: "Step 1 (with Offset)," "Step 2," "Step 5," "Step 8," "Step 13," "Step 25," and "Floor."

Parent

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Worst punishment of all

A chalkboard with the text: “QUOTE OF THE DAY. ‘REMEMBER WHEN WE CRIED AS KIDS AND OUR PARENTS SAID ‘I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT’?-WE THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO SMACK US, BUT INSTEAD THEY DESTROYED THE HOUSING MARKET, QUADRUPLED COLLEGE TUITION FEES, MELTED THE ICE CAPS AND VOTED BREXIT.’ - ANON.”

Community talk

Anonymous

why does iced coffee cost more than hot coffee when most of the time you’re getting either the same amount or sometimes even less

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2-3 bananas (3 is best but two is fine) 1 and 1/2 milk 3 tablespoons maple syrup (4 if you want it sweeter) 2 cups of ice

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