Ice jokes
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
RTG iceberg?
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
It's ice to see you.
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
You were probably voted "Most Likely to Become an Ice agent" in school.
Yo momma's an ICE agent!
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.