Ice jokes
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
It's ice to see you.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
RTG iceberg?
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
You were probably voted "Most Likely to Become an Ice agent" in school.
Yo momma's an ICE agent!