Ice jokes
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
Memes
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
RTG iceberg?
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
It's ice to see you.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Yo momma's an ICE agent!