Kohaku

@kohaku

non-binary and pansexual
Registered on · 12 followers · Last active 19 minutes ago

Dad

    • Child: Dad, I want you to say "I'm a Man" after everything I say!

    Dad: Uh, okay?

    Child: My wife cheated on me.

    Dad: I'm a man.

    Child: So I went to the bar.

    Dad: I'm a man.

    Child: I met a hot girl.

    Dad: I'm a man.

    Child: So I brought her home.

    Dad: I'm a man.

    Child: After sleeping together, she woke up, faced me and said...

    Dad: I'm a man.