"Hey, man do you have any ben and jerry's?"
"yeah I have two of them fresh and preserved in the freezer"
"I meant the ice cream bro..."
Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard the gunshots, he would’ve probably thought it was the ice cream truck
why did little johnny drop his ice cream? because he got hit by a bus
my ill sis said why did the bear said no to ice cream and I said why she said cuz it stuffed
How do you fix a igloo? With Iglue
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What is Jack Frost's favourite mode of transport?
A Tr-Ice-cycle
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream ?
The Holocoust
whats thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
a baby smoothie
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah
I was out ice fishing, and had no nibbles all morning. About noon, this old guy comes out, drills a hole near mine, and starts catching fish as fast as he can bait the hook. I was getting frustrated without any luck, so I went over to ask him his secret. He said "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg." I said "Excuse,me, I didn't get that?" so he mumbles even louder, "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg!" I shook my head and said "I'm sorry, but I still didn't understand what you said." Frustrated, the man spits out a wad out of his mouth and says "YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE WORMS WARM!"
How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby !
a kid asks for an ice cream the man says any sauce and the kid says na i got ketchup at home
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water? 199, because, the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real). Get? https://youtu.be/XZQOjp0i35A?t=333
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Why did Billy drop his ice cream, He got hit by a bus.
When it's cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice-cream in one sitting? To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
my bf: knock knock me:whos there my bf:ice cream me:ice cream who my bf: ice cream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body
