Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone
He got ran over by a bus
your hairline is so curvy now ice spice has competition
I asked the titanic a ice breaker question. It couldn't answer
i drip when you take me in the mouth what am i ? ice cream
If you just think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode
Why did the north tower want chocolate ice cream? Because he didn't want plane
Michael J Fox walks into an ice cream parlour. The man behind the counter asks Michael. Can I help you? Michael exclaims I would like an ice cream? The man behind the counter asks. What flavour? Michael says. It doesn't matter what flavour, I'm gunna fucken drop it anyway.
why don't mexicans like winter? they're afraid of ice
How do you make a body disappear? You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in ground and putting dirt over them is alot of hard work!
Psa im joking and dont condone these actions.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it ala-mond.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: mom next year for the carnival can I dress up as a princess? the mother replies: why? you don't like the ice lolly dress from the last year?
Ice Cream Is Just Like I Scream.
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: he got shot
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van if you touch my van I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan if you steal ice cream I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine
Sugar Honey Ice Tea
I FORGOT MY JOKE
"Hey, man do you have any ben and jerry's?"
"yeah I have two of them fresh and preserved in the freezer"
"I meant the ice cream bro..."
Priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube... priest asks what are you guys doing the boys answer the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken
