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The ocean will kill you to death expensively if your on titanic buying the tickets was a wast of money- Ice burg
What flavour ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavour
stephen hawking, more like ice cream
I Left a chunk of ice outside during summer that was the first time I heard Icescream
What is batman's favorite food (ans Just-ice)
Me:Why did the bus drop his ice cream? Sanity to live: I don't know? Me:He was run over by Timmy!!! Sanity to live?*dies* Me:*At edge of bridge* wow sweat view Sanity to live:*resurrected* Narrator: sometimes a bridge is all you need... (sponsored by jumping bridges)
WHY DID THE GRANDMPA LEAVE THE HOUSE TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE???? TO GET THE ICE CREAM FOR THE GRANDMA
Q.What kind of school does an ice cream man go to? A.Sunday school! Psst!Don't understand?Well,"Sunday"sounds like "Sundae".Get it now?Nope?Sorry.Plus,it's a ice cream homophone joke.
What do you call a wizard you uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream" -Margret "Why"-Depress boy "Because he got ran over"-Margret "I wish that was me"-Depress boy
why do orphan's not like the movie Frozen. bc for them love isn't an open door
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment Icecreamed
me: Ice women diary: a witch's tin key-other: what? you said"I swim in diarrhoea, which is stinky?
what did the police say to the ice cream frezee
school shootings are everywhere. in ice cream shops and even the woods
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked
Roses are red Obama is well spoken im sorry sir but the ice cream machine is broken
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Why did the boy not cross the road?
Cause he was on thin ice.
