Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks
Because they're afraid of ice
my ill sis said why did the bear said no to ice cream and I said why she said cuz it stuffed
What is Jack Frost's favourite mode of transport?
A Tr-Ice-cycle
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream ?
The Holocoust
IN memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the jackson Chocolte ice cream, it is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
a kid asks for an ice cream the man says any sauce and the kid says na i got ketchup at home
How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby !
What flavour ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavour
Why did Billy drop his ice cream, He got hit by a bus.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice-cream in one sitting? To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if your on titanic buying the tickets was a wast of money- Ice burg
Why I can't have no chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
me: Ice women diary: a witch's tin key-other: what? you said"I swim in diarrhoea, which is stinky?
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream" -Margret "Why"-Depress boy "Because he got ran over"-Margret "I wish that was me"-Depress boy
what did the police say to the ice cream frezee
WHY DID THE GRANDMPA LEAVE THE HOUSE TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE???? TO GET THE ICE CREAM FOR THE GRANDMA
Roses are red Obama is well spoken im sorry sir but the ice cream machine is broken
school shootings are everywhere. in ice cream shops and even the woods
What do you call a wizard you uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Q.What kind of school does an ice cream man go to? A.Sunday school! Psst!Don't understand?Well,"Sunday"sounds like "Sundae".Get it now?Nope?Sorry.Plus,it's a ice cream homophone joke.
