I Like My Jokes

The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.

Black and bitter.

I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.

I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.

I like my covid like I like my women, 19 and easy to spread.

I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...

I like my Oreos how I like my victims... Drowning.

I like my kids like I like my lamps.

Hung from the ceiling.

I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.

I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.

I like my marriages like I like my whiskey: on the rocks.

I like my women like my family, they’re related.

I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Big tits.

I like my women like I like my diving pool:

Deep and wet.

I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

I like my women how I like my fridge.

In the kitchen.

I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.

I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff.

I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Without other people's dicks in it.