I Like My Jokes

I like my women like I like my scotch:

12 years old and mixed with coke.

I like my women how I like my bacon.

Well Dunn!!!

I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.

I like my wine like my women:

16 and in my basement.

I like my people how I like my tea...

In a bag under water.

I like my clocks like I like people.

Under 12.

You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.

I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.

I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.

I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀

I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.

I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.

I like my men how I like my coffee...

WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!

I like my men like I like my Alexa:

By my bed and turned on.

I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.

What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."

I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.

I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.

I like my men like I like my whiskey: Irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxygen.

I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.