I Like My Jokes

I like my wine like my women 16 and in my basement

I like my people how I like my tea...

In a bag under water.

I like my clocks like I like people

Under 12

You know I like my girls how I like my 9/11. Two twins that go down easy

I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.

I like my humans like I like my chicken................Fully cooked

I like my girlfriends new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one 😀

I like my women like I like my traction control disabled.

I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten

I like my men how I like my coffee...

WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!

i like my men like i like my alexa by my bed and turned on

i like my men like i like my coffe black and hot

What did trump say to Epstein, I like my tea like I like my teens warm, sweet and freshly made.

I like my girls like my coffee : Flat and white.

I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns

I like my men like I like my whiskey: Irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxygen.

I like my wife like I like my coffee. So sweet, it gives me headaches.

I like my dates like I like my wine...

Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.

I like my women like I like my microwaves.

Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her.

The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.

Black and bitter.