I like my

I like my jokes

Tea

I like my people how I like my tea...

In a bag under water.

Women

I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.

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  • Couch

    I like my couches like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.

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  • 9/11

    You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.

    Lover

    I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

    Kid

    I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.

    Whiskey

    I like my men like I like my whiskey: Irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxygen.

    Date

    I like my dates like I like my wine...

    Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.

    Woman

    I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.

    Tea

    What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."

    Woman

    I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.

    Women

    I like my women like I like my microwaves.

    Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her.