I Like My Jokes

I like my women like I like my traction control disabled.

I like my oreos how I like my victims.... Drowning

I like my people how I like my tea..

In a bag under water.

I like my humor like my people. Well done.

I like my women like I like my wine, twelves Year’s old, in the basement, and locked up

I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement .

I like my couches like my I like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.

I like my women like I like my coffee

Dark,Rich, and Imported

I liked my life when I first got it.....later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.

You know I like my girls how I like my 9/11. Two twins that go down easy

I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling

I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

I like my men like i like my whiskey. irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxegen.

I like my men how I like my coffee...

WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!

I like my dates like I like my wine...

Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.

i like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey

I like my women like I like my microwaves Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her

I like my women how I like my fridge.

In the kitchen.

I like my women like how like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean

I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns