I like my jokes

I like wine how I like my woman.

4 year old locked in a basement.

Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.

Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(

I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.

I like my women how I like my bacon.

Well Dunn!!!

I like my women like I like my scotch:

12 years old and mixed with coke.

I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.

I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.

I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.

I like my women like I like my chocolate.

Edible.

*bowl of dark grapes*

Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.

Friend 2: Black? Good one.

Friend 1: 21 at a time.

I like my dates like I like my wine...

Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.

I like my women like I like my diving pool:

Deep and wet.

I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.

The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.

Black and bitter.

I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.

I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.

I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.

I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.

I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.

I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.