I Like My Jokes

I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.

I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.

I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.

I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.

I like my girls like my file systems...

FAT and 16.