Today my toilet paper ran across the road, but it got stuck in the crack.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the toilet paper, right? It's running across the road. Now, think about what kinda "crack" we're talking about here. We ain't talking about a sidewalk. Get it? You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.