Hygiene jokes
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Poopies in my undies.
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
Toilet paper cried across the road.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack! 🤣😂🤣
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"
Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.
Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.