What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
Hygiene Jokes
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
Toilet paper cried across the road.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack! 🤣😂🤣
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"
Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.
Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
Two nuns in a bath.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
