[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
me: "comment if you love yourself and give me a reason" friends: comments give reason me: "notice how i commented nothing day later mom: let me see your tik tok me: shows her the video mom: calls suicide JK she just beat me for posting a video on her
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep
why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race
because they always like to come in a little behind
Define abnormal life.
Waking up everyday living a sane life!
what is the coolest bath bomb for emos
a toaster
What is the difference between a orphan and a blind kid
They both can’t see there parents😂😂😂😂😂
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs Simply because they look up to me
A DEPRESSED GUY WALKS INTO A BAR AND SAYS "CAN I GET SHOT".THE BARTENDER THEN SAYS "YOU MEAN CAN YOU GET A SHOT RIGHT?THE BARTENDER THEN SAYS "WELL..........WHAT DRINK WOULD YOU LIKE?THE DEPRESSED THEN RESPONDS WITH A "NO I REALLY WANT TO GET SHOT.
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
What do you call an emo kids suicide live stream? America’s funniest home videos
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
What happens when your make an asían girl squirt? She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce
Why are mountains 🏔 never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her "Don't worry I used to work with kids."
What do you call it when a person with downsyndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned
What do u call it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats
