My friends used to poke me at weddings and say "You're next". So I started poking them at funerals and saying "You're next" to my friends.
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl? I’d really like to meter
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common? They both light up the room
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
What did the lungs say to the cigar?? 'You take my breath away...'
Sonic Can run around the world in a second. In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? - Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
What do u call a white person having a seizure
A vanilla shake
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts
Did yk that you can die from laughing??? Well that’s why I laugh so much
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? Thanks for coming😉😉
I searched up self harm jokes clean but I couldn't find any :[
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, theres a spider. The blind man simply said. "Step on it".
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten-tickles.
