Humor
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
It's not a joke.
This is not even a joke.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.