Humor Jokes

what do you do when you get locked outside your house...... you talk to the lock. because communication is key.

I searched up self harm jokes clean but I couldn't find any :[

I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.

Immigration jokes just cross the line.

What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.

The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize.

What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.

i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Sonic Can run around the world in a second. In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

What did the lungs say to the cigar?? 'You take my breath away...'

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.

What does a cow say when he remembers something? "I have deja moo!"

sooo... I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section

I'm funny but sad I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.

What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.

The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"

Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”

So the Pope slapped him.