Humor
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
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Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
A guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells: "Who the fuck fucked my wife?"
Everybody is silent for a second, then the bartender said: "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets!"
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Hey, you know Slugma?
Slugma balls.