Humor
Are you suicide, 'cause you're always on my mind?
She (DYM 110)
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
in (DYM 95)
You (DYM 53).
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
You. You're the joke.
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOF!"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Krusty nut
Six one.
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
I don't have time to write this joke.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas!"