New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents."
Who needs April fools..
When your whole life is a joke?
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
I believe "Self-Babtism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt"
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 911. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.
Dark jokes are like water some people just don't get it
They say people are 75% water But I'm 100% useless
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.