What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.

It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

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