Wife: "Honey, I'm pregnant."
Husband: "Hi, Pregnant, I'm dad."
Wife: "No, you're not."
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
Does anyone still look at this if you do tell me if I should make more jokes :)
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
I believe "Self-Babtism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt"
Who needs April fools..
When your whole life is a joke?
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 911. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.
They say people are 75% water But I'm 100% useless